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Size Does Not Matter

 

A male elf was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with an elf nurse.

One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.

"Don't worry", she said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh".

Blushing the man drops his trousers.

"It's OK", she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that".

"Really" the relieved elf asked?

She nodded. "Yes", she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit".


Courtesy of: http://newyork.craigslist.org/forums/?forumID=1257;old=yes

Quotes for Today:

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master.
Leonardo da Vinci 


Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Ogden Nash 


Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
Jerry Gellis  


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