Size Does Not Matter
One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.
"Don't worry", she said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh".
Blushing the man drops his trousers.
"It's OK", she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that".
"Really" the relieved elf asked?
She nodded. "Yes", she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit".
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