Son Calls His Mother
"Mom, how are you"?
"Not too good", said the mother. "I've been very weak".
The son said, "Why are you so weak"?
She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days".
The man said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days"?
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call".