Wednesday 19th September 2018 - 00:54:51 

Statistics

 

STATISTICS
10% of women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of women favour nudity.
45% of women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of women experienced anal sex
70% of women prefer sex in the morning
80% of men have never experienced homosexual relations
90% of women would like to have sex in the forest
99% of women have never experienced sex in the office.

CONCLUSION: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having
anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have
sex in the office at the end of the day.

MORAL: Do not stay late at the office, nothing good can come of it.

Quotes for Today:

Your failure to plan ahead does not make it my emergency!
 

This can save your bacon

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