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Steve Job’s Latest Invention

 

Apple is developing computer chips that stores music in women’s breast implants.














This is a major breakthrough as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Quotes for Today:

Guess, how to make your dreams come true.... Wake Up!!!
 


Happiness is an empty sac!
 


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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