Strange things that excite women

Sunday 2nd April 2023 - 02:57:21

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.

I told her I was looking for cheap flights.

"I love you" she said and then she got all excited!!!

She quickly undressed and we had the most amazing sex ever....

Which is rather strange because this is the first time she's shown an interest in my darts.

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Quotes for Today:: People There are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen, Those who watch things happen, and Those who don't know what the hell is happening!; Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!; Piece of Pith:
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: ? Take two aspirin' and ?keep away from children'.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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Strange Things That Excite Women