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Stung By A Bee While Playing Golf


A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong"?

"I was stung by a bee", she said.

"Where", he asked?

"Between the first and second hole", she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, "Your stance is too wide".

Golf stung between two holes

Contributor: Phil

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Quotes for Today:

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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