Saturday 18th August 2018 - 11:09:08 

Suv Black Box Voice Recorders Last 16 Seconds Before The Crash

 

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 39 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit !"

Only the states of Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Kentucky, South Carolina, North Carolina and Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:

"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin".

Quotes for Today:

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller 


A woman filed for divorce from her husband because she asked for something for her birthday, any style or color, that would go from 0 to 200 fast.
He gave her a bathroom scale.
 


About as reliable as a 'Thai pinky shake'.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

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Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

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