Wednesday 12th December 2018 - 12:09:54 

Technical Support From Husband To Wife

 

Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning, “Windows frozen".


Husband texts back, "Pour some lukewarm water over it".


Wife texts back, "Computer completely screwed now".

Quotes for Today:

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
 


I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
 


I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Thomas Jefferson 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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