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Ten Questions From The Sexy School Girl

 

I stopped by a booth at the local school fair that was doing marketing research.

The sexy, young researcher asked me, "Do you mind if I ask you 10 short questions"?"

I repied, "Not at all".

"OK", she answered, "question One: Have you ever suffered from blackouts"?

"NEVER", I said.

"OK", was her response. "And finally, Question #10"...

Quotes for Today:

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller 


A woman filed for divorce from her husband because she asked for something for her birthday, any style or color, that would go from 0 to 200 fast.
He gave her a bathroom scale.
 


About as reliable as a 'Thai pinky shake'.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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