That Dream

Saturday 18th January 2020 - 19:27:53

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face.

"Doc," he says, "I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again!"

"What dream?" asked the psychiatrist.

"You know," says the man, "the one where I'm into sadism, bestiality, and necrophilia. Should I be worried,... or am I just beating a dead horse"?

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