Thursday 16th August 2018 - 07:57:52 

The Absolute Best Speeding Excuse

 

Did you hear about the 83-year-old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket; she told the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going?

Makes perfectly good sense to me.....

Quotes for Today:

Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
Jerry Gellis  


Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 


Quitters never win, winners never quit.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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