Thursday 6th May 2021 - 10:38:22 

The Agronomist


A pineapple plantation owner in Hawaii was having a problem with his trees. He called in an agronomist to evaluate the situation.

"Your problem can easily be solved if you cover the base of each tree with cat manure" advised the agronomist!

With some difficulty and great expense the owner was able to secure enough manure for his trees. The trees produced a bumper crop of pineapples, with just a minor problem, they tasted a bit strange.

With some concern, the owner called his distributor on the mainland as asked, "Harry, do you think you can sell pineapples that taste a little like pussy"?

"I'm not sure, Harry answered, but, if you can figure out a way to make pussy taste a little like pineapple,
we'll make a fortune"!

Quotes for Today:

I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” ~ Author

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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