The American Constitution

Monday 2nd October 2023 - 07:13:37

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...

Why don't we just give them ours?

It was drawn up by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for centuries and we're not using it anymore.

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Quotes for Today:: BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS.; Buy land. They've stopped making it.
Mark Twain; By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
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