The American Tourist Visits a Castle

Sunday 24th September 2023 - 20:53:28

A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in some of the dark cobwebby rooms and passages.

"Don't worry" says the guide, "I've never seen a ghost all the time I've been here".

"How long is that" asks the girl?

"About three hundred and twenty years".

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The American Tourist Visits A Castle