Monday 20th August 2018 - 08:24:48 

The Aussie, A Yank And A Canadian

 

An Aussie, a Yank and a Canadian were telling tall tales.

The Aussie said, "In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn."

The Yank said, "That's nothing, in Texas our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a fork lift."

The Canadian said, "That's nothing, we have women with pussies this big," and he stretched his hands as wide as they'd go.

"How do you screw them then?" asked the Yank.

"They stretch," said the Canadian

Quotes for Today:

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian  


The Fifth Law of Pipes: The outside diameter must exceed the inside diameter; otherwise the hole will be on the outside of the pipe.
 


The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it
 

This can save your bacon

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