The Bad And Ugly King Had A Beautiful Girl As A Captive.- Another Groaner
Though her beauty shone like a thousand moons, the dress she was forced to wear was very unbecoming.
She waited day and night, looking out the dungeon window, searching for the knight who would free her.
However, every knight was scared away by her dress which was very ugly.
She was crying in hopelessness when the evil king jeered,
"See, I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in dis dress"!