Sunday 19th August 2018 - 20:50:15 

The Bearer Of Bad News

 

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband"?

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda.

"Please don't tell me."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry".

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim"?

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned".

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly"?

"Well, Brenda...no. In fact, he got out three times to pee".

Quotes for Today:

People There are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen, Those who watch things happen, and Those who don't know what the hell is happening!
 


Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!
 


Piece of Pith:
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: ? Take two aspirin' and ?keep away from children'.
 

This can save your bacon

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