Tuesday 20th November 2018 - 22:25:47 

The Best Engine Design

 




The best engine



In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D., Ph.D. published the following.

The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. Its only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.





Another one from: Howard

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
 


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
 


Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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