The Best Way To Get A Man...
Liz said, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay, but you look so sad. Why"?
Sally replied, "Because I just can't get a man".
Liz said, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods".
"Don't be so silly, Sally said, "I know that. I went in the woods because I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it".
Liz said, "I don't understand what you're talking about".
Sally replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage".
"So, how's that gonna help you get a man" asked Liz?
Sally said, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters".