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The Biker Who Killed A Bird

 

A motorcyclist is blasting down a nice, curvy back road when a bird flys in front of him and is hit by the windshield. The rider looks back and sees the bird lying motionless in the road. Concerned, he goes back and sees that the bird is still breathing although it is knocked out.

He carefully tucks it into his tank bag and rides home with it. At home he digs through a closet and finds an old bird cage that an ex-girlfriend had left behind.

He puts the little bird in the cage and leaves to go buy some birdseed.

While the rider is away the small bird comes to and realizing it is caged hangs down it's head and remarks:

"****, I must've killed that biker!"

Quotes for Today:

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
 


Take my hand and walk along with me, not ahead of me; otherwise I may not follow you.
Anonymous  


Taoism: shit happens
Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit

 

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