The Biker Who Killed A Bird
He carefully tucks it into his tank bag and rides home with it. At home he digs through a closet and finds an old bird cage that an ex-girlfriend had left behind.
He puts the little bird in the cage and leaves to go buy some birdseed.
While the rider is away the small bird comes to and realizing it is caged hangs down it's head and remarks:
"****, I must've killed that biker!"