Sunday 23rd September 2018 - 23:33:21 

The Biology Test

 

A college student studied intensely for his Biology final exam.

Day and night he crammed for this test. He covered everything from microorganisms to the anatomy of a worm.

Test day arrived and he was more than ready to ace the test.

He was shocked when he walked into the classroom for the test.

There were lab' tables all over the room. On each table was a paper bag with a pair of bird legs and feet sticking out of the end of the bag.

The professor instructed the class of 200 students that their entire test was to identify what bird was in the bag by looking at the bird's legs and feet.

The college student who had studied so conscientiously was livid.

He shouted, "I'm not doing this stupid test. I'm leaving".

The professor stopped him. "Young man, what is your name"?

The student pulled up his pant legs and said, "You tell me......."

Quotes for Today:

Whenever you are depressed and think that you've lost, remember you are the same sperm that once won the battle To survive among millions of your kind.
 


Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
 


Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), 1978 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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