Tuesday 11th May 2021 - 19:42:00 

The Car Boot Sale


A man is wandering around a car boot fare(garage sale to our colonial friends across the pond)
He comes across a stall selling books and after a bit of rummaging around finds a title called "Zen Buddhism"

"How much for this book?"asks the man

"1 pound"replies the vendor

"OK I'll take it"says the man and then he hands the vendor a 5 pound note.

The vendor put the fiver in his pocket then went to serve another customer. 5 minutes passed and the man says to the vendor"What about my change mate?"

There was a slight pause then the vendor spoke. "Change must come from within"the vendor replied

Quotes for Today:

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and for what to stand, because unless we stand for something we shall fall for anything.
Peter Marshall 

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Jimmy DeMaret  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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