The Car I Drive

Wednesday 31st May 2023 - 01:53:03

Three men met at a party, and it wasn't long until the conversation got around to their line of work and what kind of cars they drove.

"I'm a veterinarian," said the first fellow, "so, naturally, drive a white Vette."

As they smiled and nodded, the second man said, "I own a sign company, so I drive a purple Neon."

Now the third guy was suddenly quiet until he was egged on by the other two. "Well", he finally said, "I'm a proctologist...and I have a brown Probe."

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