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The Christmas Present From The Husband Who Bought His Wife A Mood Ring

 




My husband bought me a mood ring for Christmas.


When I'm in a good mood it turns green.


When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.

Quotes for Today:

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
 


A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos (1913-1996) 


A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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