Monday 16th July 2018 - 21:34:02 

The Court Ruling On Viagra Being Made Available Free On The Uk's National Health Service

 

A court usher in the UK, at a hearing to determine whether Viagra, should be made freely available through the UK's National Health Service, managed to raise smiles and muffled laughter from lawyers and observers by ordering: 'ALL RISE'!

Quotes for Today:

I used to be Snow White... but I drifted
 


I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw someone who had no feet.
Ancient Persioan saying 


I would advise anyone not to have sex before marriage as you might be late for the wedding.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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