The Current Financial Crisis

Sunday 24th September 2023 - 20:00:00

If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year only two banks will be left operational ... the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!

And don't you just know that when these two banks merge it will be staffed by bloody wankers.............

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Quotes for Today:: Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.; Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance; Life must be dedicated to a destiny, in order to have a meaning.
Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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