Sunday 19th August 2018 - 20:48:28 

The Diplomatic Husband

 

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.

The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby".

She turns to her husband and says "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself" .

He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice.......
"Well" ..................................................................................................................
"There's nothing wrong with your eyesight" .

Quotes for Today:

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one
 


Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.
 


Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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