The Divorce Hearing
Mr. and Mrs. Nearier come before the judge for their divorce hearing.
The judge says, "What are the grounds?"
Mrs. Nearier says, "Cruel and inhuman punishment. He tied me to the bed, forced me to sing Jingle Bells while he pissed all over me."
The judge says, "My God, that's horrible."
She says, "Yeah. He knows how much I hate that song."
The judge says, "What are the grounds?"
Mrs. Nearier says, "Cruel and inhuman punishment. He tied me to the bed, forced me to sing Jingle Bells while he pissed all over me."
The judge says, "My God, that's horrible."
She says, "Yeah. He knows how much I hate that song."