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The Doctors Waiting Room

 




Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.

The little girl was softly sobbing.

"Why are you crying" asked the little boy?

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger", said the girl.

When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.

"Why are you crying" asked the girl?

The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test".

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943 


I used to be Snow White... but I drifted
 


I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw someone who had no feet.
Ancient Persioan saying 




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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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