The Dyslexic Cop
The cop vows not to make any more mistakes. The next day he is in his patrol car when a report of a traffic accident comes over his two way radio. He arrives on the scene to discover a grisly head-on collision. The cop takes out his notebook and begins to write, taking care to spell each word correctly.
"One, O-N-E. Ford, F-O-R-D. In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H".
"That's good", thinks the cop as he walks across the street to the other vehicle.
"One, O-N-E. Dodge, D-O-D-G-E. In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H".
"I am doing great" says the cop out loud as he confidently walks to the middle of the highway, where he discovers a decapitated head!
"One, O-N-E. Head, H-E-A-D. In the boulevard, B-O-L ... B-L-U ... B-O-L-L ... B-I-L ..."
Finally, the frustrated cop looks around, then kicks the head with his boot, and writes, "One head in the D-I-T-C-H".
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