The Elderly Couple
An elderly couple in a retirement community was surprised by a knock on their door late one night. Morris, the husband got up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating man staring back at him.
"Oh, this is terrible! I'm going to be robbed and lose all my money!" the old man screamed.
"I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist."
"Oh, thank goodness!" said Morris with much relief. Then he shouted, "Elaine, it's for you!"
"Oh, this is terrible! I'm going to be robbed and lose all my money!" the old man screamed.
"I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist."
"Oh, thank goodness!" said Morris with much relief. Then he shouted, "Elaine, it's for you!"