Wednesday 19th September 2018 - 00:32:48 

The Elderly Couple

 

An elderly couple in a retirement community was surprised by a knock on their door late one night. Morris, the husband got up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating man staring back at him.

"Oh, this is terrible! I'm going to be robbed and lose all my money!" the old man screamed.

"I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist."

"Oh, thank goodness!" said Morris with much relief. Then he shouted, "Elaine, it's for you!"

Quotes for Today:

The years teach what the days never know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 


There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
 


There are only 2 kinds of software, Beta and obsolete.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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