Tuesday 14th August 2018 - 17:18:13 

The Environmentalist

 

A couple was waiting for their food at a Chinese restaurant when an elderly waiter set chopsticks at their places. The woman made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair.

"As an environmentalist," she declared, "I do not approve of destroying bamboo forests for throwaway utensils."

The old waiter inspected her chopsticks. "Very beautiful," he said politely. "Ivory."

Quotes for Today:

The way a man wins shows most of his character. The way he loses shows all of it.
 


The word 'Listen' contains the same letters as the word 'Silent'.
 


The years teach what the days never know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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