The Eternal Optimist
Fifteen minutes after the Titanic sank, Arthur and John find themselves hugging a piece of wreckage from the great ship.
The water is freezing, sharks are swimming nearby and of course, the Titanic is long gone.
"Oh well," says Art, "It could have been worse".
"Worse? How could it have been worse"? screams John.
"We could have bought return tickets".
The water is freezing, sharks are swimming nearby and of course, the Titanic is long gone.
"Oh well," says Art, "It could have been worse".
"Worse? How could it have been worse"? screams John.
"We could have bought return tickets".