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The Family Way

 

Aimara, a *?*?*?*? maid announced to her Boss Mr Blanco and his wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I'm in the family way."

The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who the father could be.

The maid replied, "Your husband and your son."

Mrs. Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.

"Well," Aimara explained, "I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, 'You are in the way'. I go to the living room to clean and your son say 'You are in my way'. So I'm in the family way and I quit."

Quotes for Today:

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
 


It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)  


It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
William Blake (1757-1827) 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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