Friday 1st July 2022 - 23:29:21 

The First Date With A Man That She Had Fancied For A Long Time...


A woman was very nervous about her first date with a man she'd been attracted to for a long time.

When her first date drove to her house to pick her up for dinner, she started to feel gassy and realized the chilli she'd had for lunch had been a bad idea.

Her first date, being a gentlemen, opened the car door for her ane let her climb in, carefully closing it behind her. As he walked around to his side, she farted loudly and quickly opened the window and began fanning.

She was horrified when he got in and pointed to the back seat saying "Have you met Ruth and Bob?"

Quotes for Today:

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Vince Lombardi 

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

We work to become, not to acquire.
Elbert Hubbard 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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