The Flight Stewardess
Upon getting safely (albeit roughly) on the ground and making the obligatory "Welcome to wherever ..." announcement to the cabin the pilot forgot to release his mic switch (or it stuck) and turned to the first officer to exclaim: "Gawd Almighty, that was a rough one. Right now all I want is a beer and blow-job".
One of the stewardesses in the cabin, in a panic to alert the pilot that his mic' is on, dashes toward the cabin door.
At which point a helpful passenger calls out "Don't forget the beer"!