Tuesday 20th November 2018 - 22:15:25 

The Gi

 

A soldier in Vietnam walked into a place of ill-repute in Saigon, went up to the madam, and asked, "Do Oriental women really have horizontal ones"?

"Why?" asked the madam. "Are you harmonica player"?

Quotes for Today:

English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!
 


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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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