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The Girl Was Cornered At A Party

 

a guy cornered a girl and whispered something in her ear.

"You filthy pervert!" she shrieked. "What makes you think I'd let you do a thing like that to me?"

Then her eyes narrowed and she said, "Unless you're the son of a bitch that stole my diary..."



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Quotes for Today:

It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.
Henry Ford, US industrialist (1863-1947) 


It is not what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.
 


It is not what you say you are, but what you do that defines you.
 


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This can save your bacon

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