Wednesday 22nd August 2018 - 00:45:35 

The Grandfather Went A Visiting

 

A grandfather went to visit his college-age grandson at the dorm. Grandpa was astonished to find that the boy was living a life of sin and corruption, as shown by the very high-heeled shoe nailed over the doorway.

"In my day," grumbled Gramps, "we would hang a horse shoe over the door for luck and then study late into the night hoping to pass our classes."

"But grandpa," replied the grandson, "that IS a whore's shoe."

Quotes for Today:

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
 


Take my hand and walk along with me, not ahead of me; otherwise I may not follow you.
Anonymous  


Taoism: shit happens
Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit

 

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