Monday 16th July 2018 - 17:36:37 

The Grandmother And Her Grandchild

 

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea.

She pleads, "Please God, save my only grandson! I beg of you, bring him back."

And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"

---Myron Cohen

Quotes for Today:

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Jimmy DeMaret  


Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
... on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet)  


Guess, how to make your dreams come true.... Wake Up!!!
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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