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The Handsome Supermarket Bag Boy


A lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts.

Making sure she goes through his line she leans over and asks if he'll carry her groceries out to which he responds, "Sure lady."

They no sooner get out of the store and she again leans over and whispers, "You know, I have an Itchy Pussy."

He responds, "You'll have to point it out to me lady, all those Japanese cars look alike!!

Quotes for Today:

Despite the high cost of living it remains popular

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Will Rogers 

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A. L. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)  

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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