Sunday 2nd April 2023 - 04:35:32 

The Headache

 

Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.

"I've got a perfect cure for a headache," said his buddy Trevor. "Whenever I have a headache I head home and I get my wife to give me a long, slow, wet blowjob. Never fails."

A week went by and they were in the bar again, talking. "Did you try my headache cure," asked Trevor.

"Yeah," said Phil, "Worked great! I had no idea how nice your house was, too!"

Quotes for Today:

Not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing!
 


Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Sir James M. Barrie  


Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.


AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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