The Ideal Orthopaedic Bed for Men

Sunday 1st October 2023 - 03:34:17

Can be ordered in three firmness levels: "saline, silicone or natural" in sizes C â€“ DDDD.

Anyone wanting less than a C should just sleep on the floor.

Available only at 'Butts, Boobs & Beyond'

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Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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Quotes for Today:: It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.; Just remember boys and girls, these are the good ole' days.; Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great.
Mark Twain

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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The Ideal Orthopaedic Bed For Men