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The Interview With The Candidate With Little Experience

 

Manager:
"For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high salary".

Applicant:
"Well, the work is much harder when you don't know what you're doing".

Quotes for Today:

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943 


I used to be Snow White... but I drifted
 


I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw someone who had no feet.
Ancient Persioan saying 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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