Tuesday 18th December 2018 - 17:39:08 

The (i)rate Of Exchange

 

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen and was handed $66.

He asked the teller why he got less money than he had got the previous week.

The lady answered, "Fluctuations"

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans too!"

Quotes for Today:

It is not what you say you are, but what you do that defines you.
 


It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself
Ralph Waldo Emerson  


It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
 

This can save your bacon

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