Friday 18th January 2019 - 04:33:49 

The Irish Petrol Station

 

A man drives in to a Dublin servo and asks for petrol.

The attendant tells him they don't have any petrol.

"Okay", the driver says, "just top up the oil".

"Nope, no oil either", says the attendant.

Annoyed, the driver asks how it can possibly be that a service station has no petrol and no oil.

"Actually, we're just a front for the IRA", replies the attendant.

"Fine then", says the driver, "just blow up the tires".

Quotes for Today:

If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness and fears.
Glenn Clark 


If you've got nothing nice to say, what the hell is wrong with you!?!
 


Impossible is just someone's opinion
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




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