Friday 29th September 2023 - 14:51:29 

The Italian Secret To A Long Marriage.

 

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husband's marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here!

Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."


Another good one from: Howard




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Quotes for Today:

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
 


I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 


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