Tuesday 18th December 2018 - 17:51:17 

The Lawyer And His Unpaid Client's Bill

 

A lawyer sent an overdue bill notice to a client who had fired him. A note was attached that stated:
"This bill is one year old"!

By return mail the lawyer got his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Birthday".

Quotes for Today:

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.
Kafka 


Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
 


Fashion is all about eventually becoming naked.
Unknown  

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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